Are we not gonna talk about the fact that the aRMORER LADY HIT ONE OF THOSE STORMTROOPERS WITH HER HAMMER SO HARD HIS HELMET FUCKING SHATTERED AND THERE LOOKED TO BE MEATY BITS FLYING OUT TOO???
ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT MANDO WAS SAVED AND ADOPTED BY DEATHWATCH AS A CHILD?!
ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE ARMORER CALLED BABY YODA A “FOUNDLING,” SAID MANDO WAS ITS DAD UNTIL IT CAME OF AGE, AND MADE THEM INTO A CLAN OF TWO?!?!
THE DARKSABER
Legend tells that it was created over a thousand years ago by Tarre Vizsla, the first Mandalorian ever inducted into the Jedi Order. After his passing, the Jedi kept the saber in their temple. That was, until members of House Vizsla snuck in and liberated it. They used the saber to unify the people and strike down those who would oppose them. One time, they ruled all of Mandalore wielding this blade. This saber is an important symbol to that house and respected by the other clans.
(via of-smoke-and-sun)
All rise for Her Majesty, the Lioness, Queen Calanthe of Cintra!
The Witcher (2019) Created by Lauren Schmidt
The Witcher I 1.04
Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials
I’ve encountered two kinds of euros in my time working at a gun store/range
The, “ we dont have this in our country, so I want to shoot it”, the best kind
And the, “we dont have this in our country, and neither should you”. The worst kind
and then there is the rare but still funny, “wait, these are REAL guns??” Realization. Which will then turn into either of the statements above.
For the second, why the hell are they there, then?
For a smug sense of superiority
“Git. Stay git.”